Firecracker

"In Stock"... Ha, ya THINK?

On high quality canvas, I ran out, and this is all I had laying around. Just use a good layer of eggshell white and it will cover up all traces of red.

Well I had to sell my children on the black market, sell my car, my house, give more hand jobs than I can count, and do a few more things I'm not proud of, but this painting looks amazing in my cardboard box.

I have been saving up soda cans for years to buy this piece. Amazon has great shipping and received this the next day! I was going to hang this piece in my bathroom. But my kid to the painting out side and lit the firecracker. I actually think it looks a lot better and has dramatically increased the value. Thanks Amazon!

Another profound statement!!!