Nad's For Men Hair Removal Cream, Depilatory Cream, Hair Removal Cream for Men for Chest, Back, Legs & Arms, 200ml

Bought this on a whim, used it for the first time last night. Smeared it all over the lads, the gooch and the crack, gave it a good 5 minute wait then jumped in the shower with a flannel and rubbed it all off. I'm now as smooth as ken doll's bulge! Fan bloody tastic! I feel reborn!I put some on the stomach and left it for 3 minutes but that didn't work quite as well, so I think 5 is perfect. It took out the finer stuff no problem, but not the thicker.The best wipe experience since I was learning to do it for myself for the first time. Let's face it, a hairy crack is not fun when it comes to the wipe.I shall be using this product on the rest of my back and front and wherever I decide to next. I tried waxing and shaving, both made me break out in spots, so that's no good, this just changes everything for me. So glad I went ahead and tried it.Thanks NADS!

Does what it says on the tin! Always follow instructions

OK, am thinking how to best word this one lol ;o).1. IT REALLY DOES WORK, without any doubt!! If you have some undesirable or awkward hair you'd like to completely remove, you've just found the stuff to achieve that.2. As many other reviewers have also mentioned, the stuff definitely has an unmistakable and unique "bouqet"!! They've attempted to take the edge off with the addition of various fragrances but make absolutely no mistake, if you've applied this cream to your body you're not going to accidentally forget that fact (that's for sure) ;o)!!!3. It's probably advisable to go about the required process alone and in certain cases, unless you enjoy being thoroughly humiliated, plan some additional post procedure alone time as well. I'm incredibly thankful that I had the house to myself to use this stuff ;).4. Just in case, have a suitable topical cream (the stronger the anaesthetic properties the better) and an ice pack or 7 on standby!! This should/may not be necessary, but I can't emphasise strongly enough that it's an incredibly good idea ;o)!!5. GOOD LUCK :oP.With these important points out of the way, here we go..... Nad's is a thick white cream in a large tube like many common sun tan lotions and the cream is easily expelled for application. You don't need much cream to achieve the desired effect, one tube will go a long way. The instructions on the tube are clear and easy to read and after my very recent experience, I strongly suggest you follow them very closely!!As with another rather humourous reviewer, I also have the distinction of having one of the hairiest butt cracks in Her Majesties Realms ;o)!! For health reasons that shall remain confidential I needed to remove said hair which left me wondering how to best go about this particular task, when I stumbled upon (cue trumpets)....Nad's!!Armed with my tube of Nad's, a slight feeling of trepidation and the Warner Bro's "Looney Tunes" opening theme jangling in my head, I jumped into the shower as normal, quickly rinsed down and as carefully as possible applied the cream to the required areas, (by which time I was onto the "Looney Tunes" closing theme). With butt cheeks tightly clenched to stop the cream being prematurely washed away (trust me, you don't want to go through the process of applying this cream anymore than is absolutely necessary), I carried on with my shower whilst allowing Nad's to do its thing. However, I think I may have made a couple of small mistakes, the first of which was perhaps leaving the cream applied for just a little bit too long!!!!! After approximately 15 minutes busily showering, I grabbed a sponge, unclenched and went about removing the cream. Exactly as it states in the instructions, the hair I wanted removed was quickly and simply wiped away leaving me with, well you get the picture, at this point with absolutely zero side effects too, deep joy :o). I then went about thoroughly cleaning up and possibly made my second small mistake. I should have perhaps used a slightly milder soap and not been quite as coarse to get this stuff washed off...... Believe me, your instincts will be telling you to grab an industrial soap and liberally scrub the area(s) of application to get the smell of this stuff off!! But, with what happened next, I'd definitely advise rinsing and washing this cream off with considerably more caution than I exercised!! As I type, certain parts of my now incredibly smooth crack are glowing red and somewhat tender. I have been furiously applying Savlon with Lidocaine for the past 24 hours and it finally seems to be abating (thank god) ;o). Somewhat gratefully, I didn't get any cream on any super sensitive areas, BUT DAMN DOES MY ARSE STING SOMETHING FIERCE LOL!! Mission accomplished though and it's my VERY sincere hope that I won't need to repeat this somewhat difficult experience more than 2 or 3 times per year, as even that is 2 or 3 times too many. (Regardless of my newly found dramatic and instant ability to resound the best farts out of ANYONE I know, and have no doubt that is quite some achievement ;o) ).Thankfully, there is no actual rash or broken skin, (at least as far as any individual can tell by self examining such an area with mirror in hand ;o) ). I just seem to have caused some significant irritation that is now improving and Savlon sales in my locality should soon see a sharp decrease and I also won't further feel the burning desire (pun intended) to keep an ice pack firmly wedged between my butt cheeks ;o). Nad's most certainly does what it says on the tube and I can certainly think of a few individuals who I'd definitely recommend this stuff to should the subject ever come up in a drunken haze lol ;oP. Seriously however, it does work. Had I been more careful I could have easily saved myself a couple of days of a rather nasty irritation where you really don't need it. I very much doubt I'd be suffering at all with the benefit of hindsight to change a couple of steps. My experiences of hair removal are limited to a razor, shaver or clippers, lesson WELL AND TRULY learned. At least next time (oh god) I shall be better prepared and things should go even more "smoothly" (HAH :oP ).

This item is ok but not brilliant. When I used it I left it on for the full 6 minutes and it still left patches of hair behind. A little disappointed to be honest, and don’t get it anywhere near your balls as it does burn.

I bought this about 6 months ago and have been putting off using it as it was the first time I'd ever used a chemical to voluntarily dissolve stuff round my town halls, among other places. I had the 'What if my skin is more sensitive than everyone elses?' everyone reacts differently...' but due to the heat wave I thought if there's ever a time to test it, it's to try to help my 'Betty Swollocks' it's time to put my big boy pants on.Military operation. Rubber gloves (had to wait until the house was empty) the cooker timer and a couple of the cleanest, softest towels I could find. The rubber gloves were there as I was worried the stuff might knacker (!) my fingernails, as they are made of Keratin too, so the seven p's 'Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance'. I have quite thick coarse hair, so set the timer for 7 minutes. After ensuring I had plenty of elbow room in the bathroom, and the washing machine/dishwasher were off so full power to the shower, I started whacking the stuff on. Gave it a reasonable smear, like butter on toast on my shoulders, but when it came to my meat n' two veg I was spreading it thin like Marmite. Probably took me 2-3 mins to get as much coverage of my shoulders, back, sack and crack as I could, then I elbowed the cooker timer to start.Quite a few reviews have commented on a strong chemical smell, I didn't find that, not as strong as the smell of a normal shower gel in the bathroom, though I did have the window open a bi, in case the emergency services had to come in with HAZMAT gear.Seven minutes later I leapt like a salmon into the shower and punched it to warp speed, grabbed a Loofah, and after wetting it wiped the top of my left shoulder and arm to find not a single hair. That was great, but of secondary importance. went for the tallywhacker, and same result! Although I'd scrimped a bit when it came to that area, I just kept rinsing this 'sludge' of dissolving hair, and rinsing (VERY) thoroughly with tepid/warm water.Also worried about my Taint and Rusty Sheriffs Badge, I squatted, sprayed, prayed and wiped and.... result! Kept cleaning/wiping with medium pressure for about ten minutes (sorry, Southern Water) and switched to a sponge and shower gel and all good. Dried everything North of my belly button as per, and patted everything South like a newborn baby kitten. After stepping out of the shower, I did feel a little mild tingling, but having been very thorough with the rinse, I knew it wasn't residual Nad's on my Nad's so slipped on some soft cotton shorts (sans boxers) and had an inspection in the mirror. Good first effort, though missed quite a few small patches on my back, and could maybe have applied a little more to my gonads, I think it'll get easier with practice and some shoulder stretches before the next application.I would DEFINITELY suggest NOT going to the gym or out in the sun on the day of application.I am relieved to have have broken my duck and not my dick, and perhaps the day after tomorrow will try and get the bits I missed with a targeted application, so it's all (reasonably) uniform and will need reapplying at the same time.As for the 'right' amount to apply... I'm 6ft 3 and 24" shoulder to shoulder and I'd say I used about 1/4 of a tube in total, on the tops of my arms, shoulders, back (or most of it), arse (cheeks) and 'landing gear'. Still deciding what to do about the chest...Very good product.