insect-catching plant enchantress Carnivorous plant desk Pot Bonsai seeds Slurperon seeds,100pcs/bag

Let me start off by saying that this plant is not safe to be around when shrooms. I had been hanging out with my girlfriend and got a quarter bag of shrooms. We split and 8th, and while playing with my turtle she disappeared. I call my brother and business partner and asked him to come over to help. But he was busy on a plumbing job.I went looking for her, and I found myself as some giant walking around the house. I went outside and in my garden was this guy. I swore that it was shooting fireballs at me from its mouth. I had to wait for it to duck down so I could jump over it. Man, it was trippy.I haven’t seen it eat much of anything. But I do notice that turtles and mushrooms seem to gather around it. But I’m for sure never going to trip balls again around it.As for my girlfriend, she is in another castle somewhere. I’m still trying to figure out where she might be.

Simply put, this plant does not exist. It appears to be photoshopped most likely from the fictional "alien plant" from the movie "Little Shop of Horrors". Obviously, one does not need to be a botanist or even a casual gardener to realize that no where in nature does this little red head-shaped creature with the big white lips and teeth actually grow. It makes for a funny visual, especially with the nonsense description that they have associated with it, however I am sure the few who believe this item is real will not be happy after they shell out their money, and get seeds, and find that whatever it is that sprouts and grows, is nothing whatsoever in any form like what they thought they purchased. Caveat emptor!

Its’ seeds were stowed away from a magical land of clouds and pipes, under the red hat of an ordinary yet brave little mustachioed plumber.

Please research before buying something like this, this is simply a lie and an insult to your intelligence. There is no such plant!!

Not real!!! There's no plant that grows like this, I know because I brought some & went they grew it was like weeds. No plant

Solved my problems.