Designer WellnessProtein Smoothie, Real Fruit, 12g Protein, Low Carb, Zero Added Sugar, Gluten-Free, Non-GMO, No Artificial Colors or Flavors, Variety Pack, 12 Count

My mother is in her mid-70s and absolutely loves them. It’s great protein and it’s a sweet snack.I’ve also had them I’m in my mid 30s and they taste great. I love how much protein it provides without having to go pick up a chicken breast at a fast food restaurant

Best when cold.The flavor is bold and amazing. The pouch is a great design , makes it quick and easy to grab and go. The pouch holds me over a few hours between meals.I love the berry one best.I enjoy the fact it seems like every drop comes out.

I'm not really a smoothie liker to begin with but I've been looking for various ways to supplement a meal throughout the day and started looking into powders/premade, etc.I read the reviews extensively so I knew these would be hit or miss. I took the gamble and It's 100% a miss.When they arrived I put a couple in the fridge, thinking regardless, they would probably taste better cold. Considering the reviews that mentioned this being "chunky" I squished the bag all up for a solid minute.As soon as I popped the top off and started squeezing, I knew I had made a terrible mistake. I had to wipe away the initial amount that came out of the opening because it looked like tan, curdled, goopy wood glue?I absolutely did not want to go any further but I was invested. I squeezed a bit more out ( this was slightly more smoothie-ish looking now ) and gave it a lick. Yes, a lick. Not a drink. You can't drink this. If you cut the top off, and squeezed it into a glass, it would be like using the cheese packet from Velveeta Shells & Cheese ( which I would legit rather drink) It's super thick, it's grainy - Mixed Berry flavor = rotten bananas and what I imagine a dead worm would taste like.Don't waste your money unless you are some sort of pervert with an old fruit fetish.I'm going to give the rest away on one of my local neighborhood facebook pages with a fair warning and pray that hate crimes are not committed against me.

High protein. The taste is better than comparable protein shakes that you buy premade. The only flavor I’m not a huge fan of is the blueberry vanilla. The mango peach one is my favorite. I eat these in between my therapy sessions because it’s convenient.

I shelled out $41.99 (that’s nearly $3.50 a pouch) for these fancy squeeze-tubes because the label promised real fruit, zero added sugar, angel tear fitness dust and enough nutritional buzzwords to make a dietitian swoon. I imagined my morning commute turning into a health-influencer montage while sucking my smoothie from a child's pouch.Reality check: each pouch has the consistency of something my toddler once violently donated to a car seat after a cake and pizza filled birthday party—thick, beige, and unsettlingly lukewarm even after fridge time. The flavor? Picture hospital Jell-O blended with regret, lightly spritzed with “mango-ish” air freshener.And despite shaking like a maraca on caffeine, the last sip was always pure, gritty sludge—straight protein powder and rogue multivitamins staging a coup at the bottom. Yum.But I’m frugal (translation: too stubborn to waste $42), so I downed all 12. Cue me on I-35 at 6 a.m., grimacing between lane changes while other drivers laughed at my gag-face. Somewhere there’s dash-cam footage of me learning the true price of “wellness.”Pros: 12 g protein, builds character.Cons: Texture of pre-chewed oatmeal, taste of a mid-flu nightmare, bottom layer = chalky vitamin dust, costs more than therapy.Bottom line: If you enjoy expensive dares disguised as breakfast, go ahead. Otherwise, spend that $41.99 on real fruit—or better yet, gas-station donuts. At least those won’t stage a mutiny in your mouth.** Edited to Add** The company, unsolicited, reached out to me to issue a full refund. I bumped it up from one star to three because of that classy move. Well done.

These are a GREAT afternoon or mid-morning pick me up snack! I have at least 1 every day, have been for at least a year now.

My kids actually eat this

These smoothies are more liquid than the other brand I tried , which I guess the issue that many reviewers mentioned, but for me it was the taste that I didn’t like, all flavors have alternatives sweeteners in them which gives this stevia taste and it’s absolutely repulsing. Wouldn’t recommend this brand.