Jesus, The Total Douchebag

A true cinematic gem. 666/10 stars. Nah, it's garbage, but it has hilarious moments.

Not as fun as the Jesus Daughter of God one we double billed this with, but still pretty funny stuff

I bought this with Antfarm Dickhole, and I watched Antfarm Dickhole first.Antfarm Dickhole was terrible.But, I gave this a try anyway, since I'd bought it. This movie was much better. Far more watchable. Funnier. And the second feature, Metalheads I think it was called, was also watchable.There is quite a bit of sacrilege here. I was surprised that the Jesus who is a total douchebag isn't the Jesus that is the son of God. Given how much of a dick God is makes it even more surprising.I enjoyed it. I plan to show it to people.

If you are a Gwar fan, you already know why you need this movie in your collection. If you are not... you probably don't want it anyhow...

I love Gwar. I love Oderus Urungus/Dave Brockie (RIP).BUT THIS MOVIE IS TOTAL SH*T.Not even B Movie level acting. More like Z level acting.If you are thinking about buying this because Dave Brockie is in it, don't. He has a very small role in it, and then they put him on the cover of the DVD to sell more copies.Buy Hack Job instead. Or buy his book Whargoul instead.

This movie will HATE you.

Being an Atheist I think I would’ve been quite harder on the subject at hand.

Oderus was the only good thing about this film. The dialog is rambling and incoherent and the women are constantly naked. It’s only rated X because of all the beaver shots.If you enjoy gratuitous nudity, bad acting, and no real sets, this movie is for you.Oh, and Jesus in the movie really is a total doucebag. LOLOL