☕ Get ready to sip on something sensational!
Coffee Bukkake is a 12oz ground coffee blend that combines the rich flavors of maple, spice, and Caribbean rum. Locally roasted in small batches, this coffee offers a smooth and unique taste experience, perfect for coffee lovers looking to elevate their daily brew.
A**T
Really delicious!
I’ve been buying this coffee for years. It remains one of my most favorites. If you have a good sense of humor, this is also excellent as a gift! The flavor is just enough, it’s very aromatic, but not overpowering to the taste. I’ll always buy this coffee.
A**O
Do not be afraid to get this in your mouth!
This is one of the best coffees I've had in quite a long time. I originally purchased this simply for the name and the great marketing, but I will definitely be buying this again for the flavor. Very smooth and not overly strong.Do not be afraid to get this in your mouth!!
1**E
Great taste and amazing smell
My husband and I really enjoy the smell and taste of this coffee. The only thing it's missing is more of the rum flavor. I would buy it again if the price were much less. I think it's a little more costly than what I would consider paying again, but it is definitely enjoyable to drink.
D**R
A face-full of elation
I'm a big fan of dark roast coffees and found this beautiful specimen of a flavored dark roast coffee while searching for such coffee. Coffee Bitch Slap did a great job with shipping- for those who might be embarrassed by the labeling, the coffee arrives in a black bag. When I opened the bag, I was overcome by the most pleasurable aromas and noticed my body begin to gently quiver in anticipation at what was about to come. The tension quickly escalated as this glorious, caffeinated nectar percolated and continued to send forth its intoxicating scents. The moment finally arrived and I couldn't be more ready. I poured the Coffee Bukkake into the gaping mouth of my cup and gently teased it with soft, cool blows. Unable to wait any longer, I brought the lip of the mug up to my mouth and was immediately immersed in warmth and visions of unicorns dancing joyously on gatherings of fluffy clouds to a fanfare of triumphant horns. I came up gasping, eyes wide from the overwhelming exhilaration produced from what turned into a large mouthful of pure ecstasy. I hastily guzzled down the rest of this gratifying liquid and again experienced pure invigoration and blissful euphoria. Since this incredibly sensual experience, I have found myself to be completely and inexorably addicted to the captivating and alluring taste of Coffee Bukkake. Without a doubt, I will forever be begging for more.
C**S
Not bad
It's a good coffee, though not an amazing coffee. For the price I will buy other coffees.
J**K
Great need to try
Great coffee good blend not too harsh
D**.
Delicious!
Just the BEST coffee I've ever had!
D**.
The coffee itself is terrible. It's an extremely light roast with almost no ...
This coffee, named for a graphic sex act, is a curious novelty and little else. The coffee itself is terrible. It's an extremely light roast with almost no flavor of its own. Don't bother drinking it black; you'll taste a little bit of maple, but that's about it. This coffee needs sweetener to bring out the "maple spice and caribbean rum" flavor. It also needs cream. Without both cream and sweetener you're not really going to get much out of this coffee. With cream and sweetener you'll taste the flavors advertised on the package, but very little actual coffee flavor. I guess it's good if you don't really like coffee.
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