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# The Humans

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Review: Funny. thought provoking and hard to put down - The unnamed narrator of this story is an alien from an advanced civilisation, sent to Earth to prevent humans making a major breakthrough in mathematics. Humans - violent, primitive creatures - cannot be trusted with the advanced technology that the knowledge would bring them. The professor who made the breakthrough is dispatched and our narrator takes his place with the mission of destroying all evidence of his discovery and anyone who might know about it. But first of all he has to get to grips with what it means to be human - things like wearing clothes and telling white lies - and soon he finds he's getting rather attached to this bizarre lifeform and less enthusiastic about his brutal task. Of course the concept of someone adjusting to life in a different form from their usual one - humans in the bodies of animals and vice versa, men swapped with women, adults back in children's bodies and children suddenly finding themselves adults - is not a new one. But it is done particularly well here. It's often very funny, but isn't played for laughs or intended as a comedy. The underlying message about what it means to be human and the strange behaviours that make up our 'normal' is profound and moving. It's also got a compelling plot and zips along at a good pace. The short chapters, easy style and growing tension about how the alien will resolve his situation mean it's really hard to put down. I grew to love the character of the alien, and the people around him. so felt very engaged in hoping for a good outcome for them all. All in all this is a great book, both very funny and with genuine depth. Well worth reading.
Review: Very thought provoking read which explores human motivations - This book was chosen by my book club. I read the blurb and decided that it was a fairly safe choice - a guy who has some sort of mental health problem and gradually recovers...... Often interesting but I've read lots like this before. So when I opened the book and started reading I was in for a surprise. From page 1 you realise that Professor Andrew Martin has been killed by some sort of alien force and his body has been taken over so that they can perform a mission. The alien then spends the book observing the human race and trying to understand their motivations. Many preconceptions of life on earth are discussed and dispelled. There is a lot of humour, in fact many sections made laugh out loud - eg a cow is treated as a one stop shop for food, liquid refreshment, fertiliser and designer footwear.... All true, but such an unusual way of thinking about it. There is also much pathos as the alien tries to pick up the Professor's life. Reading the book, reality needs to be put aside (it's an alien!?!) but it is important that the plot feels real. The majority of the book is great in this respect but I found myself being stretched too far in the last quarter of the book - admittedly a very difficult plot to finish satisfactorily. I did love all the characters though, in particular Isobel and Gulliver. Also worth noting the authors very personal note at the end of the book which puts the story firmly into perspective and may have been even better at the start.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| Best Sellers Rank | 813 in Contemporary Fiction (Books) 814 in Humorous Fiction 1,201 in Literary Fiction (Books) |
| Customer Reviews | 4.3 out of 5 stars 29,309 Reviews |

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Funny. thought provoking and hard to put down
*by B***M on 27 May 2020*

The unnamed narrator of this story is an alien from an advanced civilisation, sent to Earth to prevent humans making a major breakthrough in mathematics. Humans - violent, primitive creatures - cannot be trusted with the advanced technology that the knowledge would bring them. The professor who made the breakthrough is dispatched and our narrator takes his place with the mission of destroying all evidence of his discovery and anyone who might know about it. But first of all he has to get to grips with what it means to be human - things like wearing clothes and telling white lies - and soon he finds he's getting rather attached to this bizarre lifeform and less enthusiastic about his brutal task. Of course the concept of someone adjusting to life in a different form from their usual one - humans in the bodies of animals and vice versa, men swapped with women, adults back in children's bodies and children suddenly finding themselves adults - is not a new one. But it is done particularly well here. It's often very funny, but isn't played for laughs or intended as a comedy. The underlying message about what it means to be human and the strange behaviours that make up our 'normal' is profound and moving. It's also got a compelling plot and zips along at a good pace. The short chapters, easy style and growing tension about how the alien will resolve his situation mean it's really hard to put down. I grew to love the character of the alien, and the people around him. so felt very engaged in hoping for a good outcome for them all. All in all this is a great book, both very funny and with genuine depth. Well worth reading.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Very thought provoking read which explores human motivations
*by J***U on 3 September 2014*

This book was chosen by my book club. I read the blurb and decided that it was a fairly safe choice - a guy who has some sort of mental health problem and gradually recovers...... Often interesting but I've read lots like this before. So when I opened the book and started reading I was in for a surprise. From page 1 you realise that Professor Andrew Martin has been killed by some sort of alien force and his body has been taken over so that they can perform a mission. The alien then spends the book observing the human race and trying to understand their motivations. Many preconceptions of life on earth are discussed and dispelled. There is a lot of humour, in fact many sections made laugh out loud - eg a cow is treated as a one stop shop for food, liquid refreshment, fertiliser and designer footwear.... All true, but such an unusual way of thinking about it. There is also much pathos as the alien tries to pick up the Professor's life. Reading the book, reality needs to be put aside (it's an alien!?!) but it is important that the plot feels real. The majority of the book is great in this respect but I found myself being stretched too far in the last quarter of the book - admittedly a very difficult plot to finish satisfactorily. I did love all the characters though, in particular Isobel and Gulliver. Also worth noting the authors very personal note at the end of the book which puts the story firmly into perspective and may have been even better at the start.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Learn to love your life again.
*by A***T on 14 September 2014*

This is such a lovely book. Beautiful. Elegiac. Philosophical. And about as honest appraisal of the ridiculous lives us humans lead as you'll ever find in fiction. You need to read it, right now. Actually, it's a hug of a book, a story that will resonate with everyone, a story of what it is to be human by someone who is dispassionate enough to really know. Starman meets the Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time x The Man Who Fell to Earth. When Professor Andrew Martin solves an enormously complex algorithm that unlocks the secret of prime numbers, solving the Riemann equation that has been unresolved for years, he just has to die. And our nameless alien protagonist is sent to kill him across space and time, replacing him physically so as to use the unfortunate Professor's body to find out who else has learnt the secret of the Riemann equation so they too can be killed. This superior knowledge cannot be left in human hands, because, you see, the Riemann solution will enable humans, once enough of them have understood it, to advance so rapidly they'll be able to spread across the known Universe. Something the superior beings sending our assassin cannot allow to happen. There's just one flaw in their plan. In order to blend in as a human, the alien assassin takes the form of one and begins to fall in love with our chaotic and ridiculous lives. Professor Andrew Martin, turns out, is a bit of a bastard. Emotionally distant from his wife and teenage son, Gulliver, a workaholic with no time for anyone but the pursuit of mathematical supremacy he has few friends and even fewer redeeming features. But as the alien settles into the man's skin the absurdity of our all too brief lives begins to intrigue it. And slowly, impossibly and against the express wishes of its superiors back across space and time, the assassin begins to do the impossible. It begins to feel emotions, experience joy and depression, yearning and love and actually, to enjoy being human. As the alien becomes more and more deeply embroiled in human existence he doesn't want to leave and this leads him into inevitable trouble with the bug-eyed boys back home. The Humans is beautifully, sparingly written and there's a gem of wisdom and reflection on every page. It's a page turner too (I gobbled it in a day and a half this summer holiday) and it speaks deeply to us about what should and is important. As our alien sinks deeper and deeper into the human world he sees afresh what we have forgotten, how the very fleeting impossibility of our brief stint in the sun, makes it such a beautiful and amazing thing to be cherished. This book will slap you round the face, mindfulness, philosophy, existentialism all wrapped up in a plot that drives us forward to a poignant and deeply reflective ending. This is such a humane book, detailing our mistakes and pecadillos, lauding them actually, a exploration of our absurdities which will make you smile and cry, sometimes on the self-same page. Within its pages we turn into anthropologists of our own curious species and through these new eyes learn to see our world afresh. Feeling down, despairing and bleak about the world (let's face it there's enough to be depressed about) read this honest, humane and deeply beautiful book. Poetry disguised as prose, wisdom disguised as popular fiction. The author has a wonderful voice; calm, gentle and so very kind its like music. Matt Haig is the very best kind of genius, one who makes us want to strive harder to live better lives, of us, among us, with us on this ultimately tragic trudge beneath the stars. Brilliant. A rare and thoroughly well deserved Five Stars (*****)

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