A F*cking 2025 Boxed Calendar: A Daily Dose of Zero F*cks (Funny Daily Desk Calendar, White Elephant Gag Gift for Adults) (Calendars & Gifts to Swear By)

I have purchased this brand of calendar for the past 2 years. I purchase one for work, all the employees enjoy the words sarcastic encouragement it provides and well as a little lightheartedness to our stressful work environment, long term health care providers. The second one is for my oldest granddaughter. She loves them. The only thing she asked for at Christmas time. Please remember if you are easily offended by profanity, don't purchase the calendar. For those who have a sense of humor, this calendar will not fail to bring smiles to your face and possibly a few giggles.

This calendar was a hit at our white elephant exchange! I received it the year before and loved reading the fun sayings each day. It was a nice little daily dose of humor. I decided to share the fun again this year, and it was just as well-received. It's a simple, enjoyable gift that made me smile every day. I even started sharing the daily quotes in our girls' group chats because they were so funny. Highly recommend it for anyone looking for a thoughtful and light-hearted gift!

I keep this calendar right by the door for when I leave the house. I live in the burbs of a very metropolitan city where everything is craaaazzzy, and it’s not unusual to encounter any kind of stressful situation- also, always crowded at any public parking lot, restaurants, carry outs, pharmacy, docs, you name it. In any case, the humorous and forthright statements on the calendar are perfect combo of managing expectations (expect the worst!) and reassuring that nothing is important enough to give a F about. A lot of the statement days alternate with encouraging words to get our butts out there and get things done that need to happen, all said with a hug and a shove out the door. So, if you have friends that understand this kind of message and believe in the power of a funny empowering, uplifting F bomb it’s the perfect gift for them.

Honestly it was hilarious, and I would definitely buy one for 2026!

This is my fourth year purchasing this calendar and it brings me joy all year. Gave it four stars because the stand on the back seems really cheap this year and almost ripped off immediately.

Love it

The only reason I gave it 4 stars was because of the backing; it is cardboard and may tear when setting up. Good gift idea, a bit overpriced.

I love this calendar. Every time I come into work, it cracks me up with a new message.

I was very disappointed when I gave this as a Kris Kringle gift only to discover very quickly that this calendar is not for Australia. One quote said something about snowflakes...in January.

I had purchased a calendar similar to this last year. Everyone loved it so much that this year I bought a bunch of these as Christmas gifts. And of course one for myself! Everyday I look forward to seeing my new quote!

Packaging was damaged slightly but I buy this calendar every year for my daughter. She loves it!

Funny calendar. Good mix of sayings for the days, great gag gift

We absolutely love this calendar it’s very funny for th swearing kind or those who generally need a reason to start their day off in the best way. Unfortunately the dates and days are wrong which at first I thought it was part of the calendar, but not seen any other comments about it. The calendar stated Wednesday 1st but should have been Thursday 1st. Please let me know would have been over 5 stars 🌟