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Browsing the vast, eclectic selection of bongs, bowls and pipes available on Amazon, I was like a rotund child in a pie shop. So much choice. But which particular smoking aid would assist me in reaching a plateau of smoke-induced euphoria with the added bonus of a dry mouth and erectile dysfunction?As fan of Star Wars and getting off my manly-moobs, I'm partial to the odd herbal cigarette now and again. Therefore, I found myself very aroused by this perfect replica Stormtrooper helmet. A shiny helmet gets me going every time, but with the attached bong implement, this purchase was a no brainer. So it was with great excitement and pant-staining, I placed my order for this item, sat back, skinned up and awaited it's arrival.It did not disappoint. Delivered in a discreet package marked 'BONG - FRAGILE' - I was as giddy as a pensioner with a new hip, tearing open the box to gaze upon the majesty of the biggest, hardest and most impressive helmet I've ever laid my hands on. And I've felt a few, I can tell you. I pride myself on being a helmet expert and over the years have fondled and stroked many different shapes and sizes - but this grey, shiny, smooth, bulbous beast took my breath away. I could not stop caressing it and rubbing it against my cheeks. Made from the finest Vietnamese plastic and horse glue, the craftsmanship is outstanding. I always know a helmet is impressive when I can see my reflection in it and I instantly spent half an hour giving my helmet a jolly good buffing and a vigorous polish. It came up a treat.Affixed to the helmet is the glass bong. Not only is it made of a good, stiff, rigid material, the base is shaped like a skull. So if a grown man off his face in a Stormtrooper helmet doesn't fill your breeches, the glass skull most certainly will.The seal is airtight and once you spark up a good chunk of Stardawg, the fumes can't escape. After an hour or so and a full 20 bag, my legs turned to tab ash, I looked like Casper the Albino Ghost and my sphincter muscles relaxed for the first time since my 10 stretch in Strangeways. I had an urge for peanut butter and onion sandwiches and started to find Claudia Winkleman attractive - which nearly caused a whitey, as usually I find her as repulsive as a half chewed winnit.If you fancy yourself as a minion of the Galactic Empire, are a crap shot with a blaster and have a penchant for incinerating moisture farmers, then this is for you. 12" of plastic fun with a capital W. For weed.My only minor criticism is that it's not available in black. Once you've tried a black helmet you never go back.

I'm quite disappointed as ice seen other reviews and they weren't bad buy my one came broken and it was supposed to be a birthday present

This is a class product, Bought as a novelty Christmas present, whether it's used or not the mask is impressive in itself

Bought it for a friend and him and all of his mates are obsessed with it. packs quite a punch apparently