*FAN PACK* - MARGARET THATCHER - LIFESIZE CARDBOARD CUTOUT (STANDEE / STANDUP) - INCLUDES 8X10 (25X20CM) STAR PHOTO - FAN PACK #235

Hi I'm roger ferris from Herne Bay I got this cardboard cutout of Margret Thatcher for Christmas. And it's without question of a doubt the best present I've ever had in my life. I will keep this by my bed for the rest of my life

I compliment the store on their customer service, the product is made from good cardboard and stands a realistic height...However, I found, once this had been installed in my living room weirdness happened.all of a sudden I felt unable to discuss homosexuality, I felt unable to mention it near any school.then all the milk went from my fridge.I then kept demanding money from every visitor that came in my house, every head, I needed to charge...then the hair happened...and the twin sets...my goth wardrobe became redundant..help... I am being possessseeeddddd....

After setting up the somewhat flimsy product in my living room (admittedly insight of passing trade) I began to be visited by racists and psychopaths. I'm unsure if the two are connected but at the same time my first aid kit was plundered, my alarm clock stopped working and I lost my job. Avoid.

This lady did turn, I turned it a few times but now after falling over yesterday, it won't stand up any more. I want my money back.

Once in situ, this item became very hard to dislodge or even to turn a modest distance. It's properly awkward, and even when I finally managed to replace it with something I hoped would be a little more flexible and a bit less colourful I found very little change in our situation. In fact, although it's theoretically been gone a long time, it's as though it's still here, looming ominously over everything we do.

This has been a real life-saver, and I'm delighted I bought it.My job involves coming up with economic policies, and since I have no previous knowledge or experience in this area, I have to admit frankly I was stumped. But now, I can simply stare at this model for half an hour or so, and I begin to experience the most wonderful feeling of calm and peace. In that state, ideas start to come to me, and I go to work the next day and tell people to work them up into policy. They look at me a bit funny, and try to tell me my ideas can't possibly work, but I have a sense of conviction which I can only put down to my quiet meditation with Margaret.She comes with one outfit, but I've been experimenting with dressing her up in many different costumes. I have a little previous experience of folding textiles during a brief work placement, and it's come in handy for my dressing up games.Sometimes, my quiet times alone with Margaret give me such a sense of satisfaction that I don't mind admitting I shed a silent tear or two. Highly recommended.

This cutting edge product needs a 6' casket to complete the display for tomorrow's funeral ! Would look fitting next to cut outs of FW de Klerk and General Pinochet to complete a gruesome threesome...

I placed this at the bottom of my garden and while my neighbour was tending his flower beds the cutout fell over and 'attacked' him. He wasn't even in my garden and he had his back to the cutout. The mad mocking grin on the photo appeared to almost rejoice. Relations with my neighbour are still strained some 30 years later.