XXXopoly - Adult Board Games by 3DP Fusion

It's not a bad game. It's not executed terribly well though. If you play the "regular" rules you're literally going to be sitting there for hours playing monopoly haha. Sure, there's some making out, lapdances, oral sex, and maybe even full-on sex intertwined in there, but it's still just monopoly. There's also no real buildup, necessarily. You could jump from kissing to reverse cowgirl within a couple turns or you could not do more than kiss or take your shirt off for an hour. It's got three stars because it does what it's supposed to do. Eventually you'll get sick of monopoly and start the fun part of the evening. When you play it, do the fast rules. They shouldn't be called the fast rules, simply "the rules". The so-called regular rules shouldn't even be included.

We thought we were going to have a fun afternoon but when we opened the box, the board was moldy! Talk about a buzz kill. 😠. Will be returning immediately.

My wife and I have played a handful of games and rather enjoyed some of them. Those that we enjoyed had a flow between talking/teasing, and sexual acts. You start at the former and move into the latter. The transition either occurs over time, or when you reach some tipping point. Looking at this board you would think this game would also be like this. The first set of spots are the most innocent and they build up to full on intercourse in the last hand full of properties. However, when you take into account the dice, the currency and the fact that each square has you do the act for something like 5-60 seconds (possibly longer, it has already been thrown away) you end up bouncing back and forth rather erratically. On our play-through, the first owned property that was hit, was the last square on the board. So the flow ended up being something like, intercourse, back massage, 2nd base, a passionate kiss, and then a foot rub. After a few more passes, the back and forth was too much to handle so we finally packed up the game up and threw it away.

Purchased this game as a way to spice things up in a slump. It was definitely effective for that. The game is simple enough to play. There are some parts that just don’t do it for us—like the strip tease and spanking suggestions—but you can modify it to your own tastes. We tried some new things playing this game so it was worth it. Make sure the kids are with the grandparents or someone else’s house. Definitely make yourselves comfortable, light some candles and put on some mood music. You will need space to maneuver. The game doesn’t really come with a timer so I’d recommend having a timer of some sort handy. Then have fun. Everybody wins with this game.

As with most games in this genre, the cards can be hit or miss. There are two types of cards replicating the Monopoly format, along with sexual spaces to replace the properties. Beyond that, the game is an adult version of monopoly for better or worse. On the upside, I’d say most cards were fine and we didn’t skip many of them. On the downside....It’s monopoly. The game can last a long time which can be a drag so I’d recommend using the short game rules. The major issue with the game is it lacks the slow build that I find most successful with these games. It could be very early in the game/evening and you’ll draw a card that escalates it to a 10 in terms of intimacy so agreed upon house rules on how to deal with that is recommended.

Has good cards to get a bit kinky and start a night of sexy time, which is the game's purpose. If you don't love monopoly it's better to make your own game out it using only the sex cards and removing the money component. Cards escellate from kissing to various creative sex positions, which makes it pretty fun. Be sure to hide this game before family board game night.

If you love foreplay & teasing your partner until the urge is so strong. This game is for you. It's not about having sex, its the communication & excitement of going to have sex which is the best part.

I bought this for my wife and I , read the instructions and Buy all the added fun that you will expect to do or play while playing the game , fruit , candles , etc , read the cards before playing so you have what have when you turn the card , . i will say My wife and it didn't , but we made do with what we had in a hotel on vaca , it was fun if you have and imagination. bad part the game should have a list of things you need ,

Expensive for what it is