Twisted Twee Limited Matching Pint & Half Pint T Shirt Set for Father & Son or Daughter - Blue/Green - with Fab Dad Goody Bag and Extra dad Treats.

Description

This lovely Fab Dad Bag set comes with two iron on Merit Badges to reward dad for his great non-achievements and an original navy / green Pint Twinset. This pint set was dreamt up twelve years ago when my daughter was born, by her dad and me. If you buy this set, your money will go to the people who invented it. This set is made exquisitely by people who are paid well to do a good job. The fabric is smooth, velutinous 100% organic cotton. The image is ethically silk-screened using organic water-based ink by the only company in the UK to use a climate neutral printing process. (They do all the stuff for Greenpeace and keep winning awards for not polluting anyone.) The emblem on this set won't fade, crack, peel or flake off. The thing won't shrink, pucker, twist or misbehave in any way even after it's been washed to death. Customers come back for second and third Half Pints when they are outgrown and dad's one still matches the new kids ones 3 or 4 years after it was bought. This twinset is approved and championed by the Campaign for Real Ale and is sold at The Great British Beer Festival. Ask any of the guys who rip this design off if they know what the numbers 562 stand for on the pint logo. They probably won't know, but I'll tell you if you buy mine. This Pint set won Best Gift of the Year Award in 2010 voted by customers and has over 750 five star reviews on internet websites. We offer a totally no-quibble policy on refunds or swaps. We appreciate there is nothing more deflating than receiving a gift you are not totally delighted by. So if you are in any way underwhelmed we will make amends swiftly and satisfyingly. Please don't give your money to plagiarists who are morally flabby and mentally lazy. Support original thinkers who perform mental gymnastics and make great t shirts!