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title: "How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives"
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# How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

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desertcart.com: How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives: 9780451494924: Auburn, Zachary: Books

Review: Great gift for the cat mom/dad with a sense of humor. - Bought this for Dirty Santa and it's a perfect gag gift. My brother in law ended up with it, and he's a cat guy, so he loved it! He spent a solid ten minutes laughing. Despite being a gag gift, it's high quality and well made, not flimsy.
Review: I'm Still Laughing! - GREAT BOOK! This book is hilariously and very well written. It is funny & punny without being dull or slow moving. It has brought a lot of laughter and joy to myself, my family, and the most recent friend I've lent it to cannot put it down! Very cute take on pure silliness with just a hint of reality and real world issue tackling.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| Best Sellers Rank | #2,556 in Books ( See Top 100 in Books ) #3 in Cat, Dog & Animal Humor #5 in Parody #21 in Fiction Satire |
| Customer Reviews | 4.7 4.7 out of 5 stars (12,601) |
| Dimensions  | 5.46 x 0.38 x 8.21 inches |
| Edition  | Illustrated |
| ISBN-10  | 045149492X |
| ISBN-13  | 978-0451494924 |
| Item Weight  | 2.31 pounds |
| Language  | English |
| Print length  | 144 pages |
| Publication date  | October 4, 2016 |
| Publisher  | Crown |

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great gift for the cat mom/dad with a sense of humor.
*by A***Y on December 26, 2025*

Bought this for Dirty Santa and it's a perfect gag gift. My brother in law ended up with it, and he's a cat guy, so he loved it! He spent a solid ten minutes laughing. Despite being a gag gift, it's high quality and well made, not flimsy.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I'm Still Laughing!
*by L***. on January 14, 2026*

GREAT BOOK! This book is hilariously and very well written. It is funny & punny without being dull or slow moving. It has brought a lot of laughter and joy to myself, my family, and the most recent friend I've lent it to cannot put it down! Very cute take on pure silliness with just a hint of reality and real world issue tackling.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ A masterpiece for cat lovers
*by M***Z on January 3, 2026*

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety is easily one of the funniest coffee table books I’ve ever owned. If you have a dry sense of humor and a love for the absurd, this "instructional guide" is a must-read.

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*Last updated: 2026-03-09*