can i cut a hole underneath to hide a key?

I am not sure you can cut a hole. You might be able to tuck one in with tape.

can i cut a hole underneath to hide a key?

No, just use the real thing to hide your keys.

Why is this listed under Amazon Fresh? How fresh is this poop?

How fresh is this poop?! Ha! Very good.... The poop is realistic looking enough, perhaps a can of poop smell would put it over the line. It's a funny gag, until you're close enough to pick it up does it look unreal. Our dog thought it was realistic enough to try and eat it!

will it sink or float?

I believe it’s a sinker, not a floater!

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Description

💩 The prank that’s always a hit—because who doesn’t love a little cheeky fun?

DURABLE DESIGN - Premium finish ensures it looks convincingly real and lasts through endless laughs.
EFFORTLESS FUN - No assembly or batteries needed—just pure, ready-to-go mischief.
TRUSTED LEGACY - From Rubie's, a brand delivering joy and fun since 1950—join the tradition!
INSTANT PARTY STARTER - Turn any gathering into a laughter fest with this hilariously realistic prank.
PERFECT SIZE WEIGHT - Compact 8.89 x 4.83 x 2.03 cm and lightweight 36g for easy prank placement.

Rubie's Forum Novelties Chunky Dog Doo is a premium, easy-to-clean faux dog poop prank designed for instant laughs at parties and events. Measuring 8.89 x 4.83 x 2.03 cm and weighing just 36g, it requires no assembly or batteries, making it a hassle-free gag gift. Crafted with excellent attention to detail and a premium finish, this novelty item is perfect for social occasions and has been part of Rubie's legacy of fun since 1950.

Specifications

ASIN	B003CO52BI
Age Range Description	Adult
Brand Name	Rubie's
Color	As Shown
Customer Reviews	4.5 4.5 out of 5 stars (1,834)
Educational Objective	Social Skill
Global Trade Identification Number	00721773522246
Included Components	Fake Chunky Dog Doo
Is Assembly Required	No
Item Dimensions	8.9 x 4.8 x 2 centimeters
Item Type Name	Fake Chunky Dog Doo
Item Weight	0.08 Pounds
Manufacturer	Rubie's
Manufacturer Maximum Age (MONTHS)	1200.0
Manufacturer Minimum Age (MONTHS)	48.0
Manufacturer Part Number	52224
Material Type	Plastic
Model Number	F52224
Number of Players	1
Operation Mode	Manual
Power Source	manual
Size	Standard
Subject Character	dog
Supported Battery Types	No batteries required
Theme	Animal
UPC	721773522246
Unit Count	12 Count

Reviews

A**.

My 11 year old loves pranks, so we got her this as a joke she can pull on people. It is very realistic!!!

1.02.2026

N**M

Realistic having many good laughs

22.07.2023

J**F

Looks SO real! It tricked my Dad (multiple times) and even a few of the dogs when placed on the floor. Very realistic appearing.

10.12.2025

A**R

Parfait pour mettre dans une assiette !

8.07.2023

L**A

We have a friend who loves to prank us. We pranked him with this. It was so realistic and he totally fell for it.

19.03.2026

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