Water-Based Creamy Lube, Unscented 8.3 Fl Oz, Thick White Gel-Like Slippery Glide, Hypoallergenic for Women, Men & Couples. Made in US & Discreet Package. Package May Vary

Very good stuff not sticky and last long

I will try to keep my review of this product both scientific and non-juvenile, of which only one I will likely succeed in. Overall, I'd have to say it basically does what its intended purpose is to do in facilitating a more comfortable and enjoyable meshing of two separate materials that can sometimes be susceptible to unaided friction. The overall consistency is smooth and not too sticky; however, it does tend to sometimes clump on one's fingers in little stringy wads (sorry). Perhaps the only drawback is in its lasting ability, in that while it has a slighter better edge on other water-based products like good ole KY Jelly, it is still made primary of H2O and thus unlike silicone lubes, will require frequent re-applications depending on the length of said meshings. It also comes in a generous enough size that may last awhile depending on the meshing frequencies. The fact the bottle I purchased almost a year ago is still half full is not lost on me. While my sense of smell is not the strongest (always an advantage when one has to sometimes take public transit or have co-workers with an affinity for Taco Bell) the product only has a faint scent similar to a mild dish detergent and not remotely of bleach or pineapples. As for flavor...why is this even a ratings choice? Seriously. Suffice is to say, it would be a safe bet...also not pineapples. As far as appearance or resembling the "real thing", I'd have to say it's fairly passable, although I'd likely have to consult someone more knowledgeable, who may or not be the wife and who also may or may not have just shook her head and walked out of the room when I did. It seems fairly hypoallergenic and it caused no irritation, so it should be safe on most skin types as well as the more delicate membranes of the various nooks & crannies it may be used for. Though if it is anything like the substance it is made to resemble, it's probably not a good idea to get it in anyone's eye (she still hasn't let me forget that one). All this is an attractive, spunky (sorry again) looking bottle with an easy flip top cap that as noted earlier, is still partly full. Sigh... It should be noted that my scientific evaluation is based upon using the product on two separate parts from two different subjects. I am quite confident the product would also offer superior friction reduction when the two separate parts belong to the same subject, but since I am in the category of the 2% of men who lie about regularly doing such experiments, I can't confirm firsthand (or any hand for that matter). Overall, a fairly good product and I recommend it for a smoother transition and to avoid potentially damaging epidermal burns that sometimes accompany overenthusiasm and a Y chromosomal failure to sometimes initiate a gender-oppositional pre-heat cycle. Definitely worth the money...ah, shot (triple sorry). Updated Addendum 11/1/23: After evaluating the product even more since originally reviewing it, I have decided to upgrade my rating to five stars. I feel it likely deserved the full rating all along, but perhaps it is just my reluctance to fully commit to anything that prevented it and in order to give total accolades, a product usually has to really knock my socks off (side note: don't wear just socks while using this product, that just seems tacky).

This is, by far, the best flavored lube we've tried. This product is quite a bit thicker than most lubes, so it works well adding a unique sensation as well as great lubrication

Overall, pretty fun, thick consistency and very slippery. Similar texture as the real thing which is great, while visually it’s a bit more like glue. I think the thickness definitely helps a little to go a long way. Visually it’s a bit of a treat to use for play time as it retains some whiteness throughout. A partner didn’t realize I used this lube at first which created a second of panic that the condom broke haha. Like all water based you definitely need to reapply to keep the party moving. Only gripe which is partially my fault is I got the 16 oz which is pretty big. Not a fan of the pump as it really needs to be stored upright. If I get this product again, I will get the smallest size purely for the fun visual it provides. In order to safely store it in a drawer you need to pump it down and twist to lock which wastes product. I wish the store would switch the pumps out to a twist lock system similar to Swiss Army. Overall the product is solid, while being a bit gimmicky.

1. It smells and tastes exactly like Strawberry BubbleYum chewing gum. I've used other flavored lubes and found that this product is not too sweet, has zero bitterness, and no after-flavor. I used it with an HJ-BJ today for the firzt time and the only words that he was able to say were "oh", "my", "god", "wow", and a couple of expletives. My usual thing is to rely on saliva, and a bottle of water on the nightstand. He's said he had no complaints before, but that this stuff elevated the experience all the way to the moon and back. Silky smooth consistency. Looks like the "real thing". 3. Like ALL water-based lubes, at some point it's going to start feeling sticky. That is just a fact. Water evaporates. So when you're thinking "more lube!", DO NOT ADD MORE LUBE. A bit of saliva or a spritz of plain water (from an atomizer or trigger-style spray bottle set to "mist") is the first thing you want to do. What this does is re-activate the lube by replacing the water that naturally has evaporated due to exposure to air. Adding more lube without adding water is going to get even stickier. It's just science. 4. Clean-up afterward is easy with wet-wipes (I prefer Amazon Basics' Fragrance Free Flushable Wipes). 5. I initially bought this to use with a "squirting d1ld0". I mixed the lube with 1 part water, to 3 parts lube to ensure that nothing got clogged up. 6. This stuff is great. I'm done with the clear gel type.

both me and my partner loved this lube. it allowed us to have amazing sex in a position thats normally pretty uncomfortable and it's everything you could possibly want from lube: its very slippery, doesn't stain anything, smells nice and just works good in general. and, while course everyone is different, we found that it didnt dry out and it didnt burn, and that it was pretty hydrating. as an extra bonus, (if it's your thing anyways), the appearance of it definitely enhances things. for us it did have a small smell to it but I honestly liked it alot and it didn't get too much in the way of things my only gripe is that it doesn't last too long and it can get a little sticky, but honestly that's not that big of a deal because putting more on is fun and it also makes sense for what the product is trying to emulate. and while it does end up sticky, it doesn't last too long and, once again, can enhance things if youre into it. it's also important to remember this is a way thicker lube than say KY, it's not very watery so if you need/want something on the thinner side it might not be for you, but I'd recommend try it anyways overall this product works just as well, and even better than alot of other lubes trying to achieve the same thing, at what I consider to be a really good price for both the quality and quantity

good amount and a good opaqueness. however it does not have good ingredients especially for a hypoallergenic lube. it contains things like propylene glycol, Methylparaben, and propyl paraben which all can and have been known to cause irritation. its definitely NOT something you want to see listed on a "hypoallergenic lube". it also contains diazolidinyl urea, which is known to release formaldehyde, another thing to look out for if you are hypoallergenic. the smell is reminiscent of plastic or freshly unpackaged silicon, so the slight chemical smell might not be for you. however it does contain vegetable glycerin which is a much safer glycerin alternative that IS hypoallergenic, but I fear they put this to make you not focus on the many other irritating ingredients that would other words counteract this change.

Best stuff in the world

This is literally the best all around lube I have found and I have tried many. My partner also agrees it is the best. It tastes great for starters. It’s not sticky. The lubrication gets better instead of worse over time. You can use it to take some ‘creative’ photos too. Hoping for more flavours in the future.

Si te gusta kinky lo vas a amar porque parece real, y funciona muy bien con juguetes. Con poco producto es suficiente y hasta ahora sin tener que re-aplicar demasiado. No es pegajoso ni se seca muy rápido. Una excelente opción al lub de silicón si no quieres dañar tus juguetes de silicón.

Real como semen, lubrica muy bien, no es grasodo ni pegajoso

Beaucoup de plaisir merci très bon

Consistency is great and doesn't stain