Veetfor Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml (1) (Packaging May Vary)

Veet and other Amazon reviewers warned me not to put this product on certain ... sensitive areas of my body. I decided years ago that I never want children of my own, so I ignored these warnings.Lo, though I soon learned that the prophets which spake of Hell fire verily spake truth!Within 5 seconds of applying the product to these forbidden regions I felt an increasingly intense burning sensation. Choosing to see this as a challenge to my masculinity I laughed to myself and proceeded to wait for the remainder of the 4 minutes. Sweat was beginning to form on my forehead, but it was finally time to use the little, plastic scrapper thing to rid myself of those cursed hairs.First swipe with the scrapper - my mouth surely dropped open in horror at the pain. I clearly remember looking down to ensure that only hair was removed and not skin!Second swipe - random expletives and nervous laughter.Third swipe - whimpering. Seriously.Then I got the bright idea of watering down the Veet before continuing with the hair scrapping. I hoped for merciful, healing waters. Instead, the fiery lake of Beelzebub descended upon my flesh!Realizing then that water was only going to re-activate the now partially dried up Veet, I hurried scrapped off more and more hair. Hobbling to my shower I decided that i would instead wash the Veet and my hair off as fast as I could.After 15 minutes of washing myself in the shower over and over the pain had greatly subsided. It was finally over! Happily drying myself I remember laughing and thinking "I must have a really high pain tolerance", once more confident in my masculinity.Then, to my horror I realized that not only was the pain gone, but that I no longer felt hardly any thing down there! Like a deer staring at headlights I stared downwards while my mind screamed "... did they die?!!"Lotion - I hastily found my savior and baptized myself with its cool, soothing relief. Ever so slight burning sensation ... mild burning ... very hot burning ... suddenly I felt the pain of a thousand paper-cuts exposed to jalepeno peppers!Sprinting to my nearby box fan I stood there shaking, hoping for salvation. The cool air changed nothing. I ignored the warnings of the prophets and there would be no mercy for me! For the next 20 or so minutes I paced back and forth desperately waiting for the punishment of my transgression to cease.Oddly, the pain did cease and quite suddenly. I think that numbness has set in, like when you eat waaay too many hot peppers. Maybe my skin just died. Either way, my trials and tribulations are over, so I am truly joyous!Heed the words of warning inscribed on the Veet bottle - spare yourself the flames.

I will first say this, you will need to buy more than three of them, if you are using this for more than one body part, especially if you have thick bodyhair like me. I spent like 8 of these creams on my entire body, and I have an athletic body, just to give you an Idea on how much is used. And you can reapply the removed cream to another body part just to save a little cash.I used "VEET For Men" to remove my unwanted body hair. Ive used it to remove my leg hair, my abs hair, my chest hair, my back hair and my arms hair. It works like a charm. Followed the directions on how to use. Placed this on for about 6-10 minutes(me having really thick bodyhair) then I scrubbed it off. The hair Removal cream worked so great, hair came off as easy as 1-2-3. It's that simple. My skin was left hairless, clean and feeling smooth.Ill be the first to say I used this on my jimmy jr. And my ass(butt). I placed some around jimmy jr. Making sure it didn't get all my balls( if it does it stings like hell ). Waited for about 3-4 minutes, then I removed the cream taking my pubes with it. And my penis jimmy jr. Had a haircut, making him look bigger and cleaner.I also used VEET For Men on my ass(butt). I had to cover my anus with some toilet paper so I wouldn't get any VEET cream in there( and possibly burn my anus). I made sure my anus was entirely covered. Then I placed the cream on my ass. I made sure to get all my butt. After about 5 to 6 minutes, I scrubbed the cream away removing the hair. I then carefully removed the hair near my anus. After I removed it all. I took off the piece of toilet paper and took a shower.After my shower my skin was smooth and my body looked super clean. No longer a hair monster. The ladies liked jimmy jr's haircut and the guys liked how soft and smooth my hairless buttcheeks were.

I had no intentions of buying this stuff, but after the laughs and reviews, I thought I'd give it a shot. I've never been one to miss an opportunity.I used Nair once in high school, but it was awful. The smell alone was horrific, and the product hardly worked at all. Well I was very surprised when I applied a test amount to a small patch to realize the odor was not only not olfactorally catastrophic, but even mildly pleasant. Great first impression, I must say. When, after the recommended 5 minutes, I began to remove the patch of hair, I was likewise surprised at the results - Removal was quick, easy, and entirely thorough. These guys have certainly done their homework.After my confidence had been built, I went for the kill. Full-torso lather. Including the "bits" that you were warned about, not just by the reviewers, but by the label itself. This is when I realized not only how unbelievably amazing this product is, but that either the reviewers are a bunch of pale-skinned, tea-drinking sissies, or that the inside joke completely went over my head. No burning, no redness, no nothing. In fact, I left some parts to "soak" for up to 10 or 15 minutes, and maybe... MAYBE felt a little bit of itchiness. Scrape, remove, rinse, and shine. It really is that easy. And I'm not talkin' peach fuzz either.I can't believe I found something so cheap and fast as shaving, but so effective as waxing without the cost or pain. Great job Veet! You've earned yourself a new subscriber.