Fancy Dress VIP Express 93cm Halloween Snake Staff

perfect to go with costume, sturdy

Firstly, let's address the elephant in the room - or rather, the snake in the staff. This abomination of plastic molding resembles less a formidable serpent and more a discarded garden hose left out in the sun for too long. The craftsmanship is appalling, with seams so visible they might as well be screaming, "I'm a cheap knockoff!"But wait, it gets worse. The size of this so-called staff is laughable. I've seen earthworms with more intimidating girth. Attempting to wield it feels like brandishing a toothpick in the face of a dragon. It's neither imposing nor impressive; it's just plain pitiful.And don't even get me started on the material. Plastic? Really? This staff is purportedly a relic of ancient power, yet it feels like something you'd find at the bottom of a cereal box. The only aura it emits is one of disappointment and regret.Now, let's talk about value. The audacity to slap a hefty price tag on this sorry excuse for a staff is downright insulting. I wouldn't pay more than pocket change for this travesty, and even then, it would be a begrudging purchase made out of sheer curiosity.As for practical purposes, let's be real - there are none. Attempting to cast spells or command any semblance of authority with this sorry stick is a futile endeavor. You're better off wielding a twig you found on the ground; at least that might have some natural charm.In conclusion, the Snake Staff is a sham, a mockery of mythical artifacts, and an insult to anyone with an ounce of taste or discernment. Save your hard-earned coin for something worthy of your admiration, because this pitiful excuse for a staff certainly isn't it. If it were up to me, it would be priced no higher than the spare change rattling in the bottom of my pocket.

Cheap and plastic. Decided not to use this

Don’t waste your money, absolute rubbish! Couldn’t even send it back as my little boy was desperate to keep it when he seen it. Probably my WORST Amazon purchase to date! I’d value it at £1

Disappointed all very cheap plastic and had to put it together could have easily broke if I was abit heavy handed. Delivery was late for a super excited little boy and not what he was expecting and looking forward too.

Specially bought this came as advertised to be longer than others - this is false, it is shorter and exactly the same as cheaper alternatives.Not happy.

Not worth the money avoid at all costs, wrong colour very cheap and very nasty