Timmy Failure: The Cat Stole My Pants

if you have read this book let me just tell you that total did not go to cuba for food or for a better life. he was actually pulled into the vietnam war by the viet congs. he had to fight the japanese in cuba with his viet cong allies. the cubans were fighting in cambodia against south vietnam and the americans. and then the japanese advanced up north to key west, florida. timmy failure and his chinese kuomintang comrades easily defeated the japanese in key west. the japanese had no choice but to banzai charge timmy failure. however they realized that molly moskins stole their bayonets and smuggled them to russia. after that, timmy noticed a familiar face: corrina corrina. at first timmy was confused. but then he realized---corrina corrina was in collusion with the axis powers all this time! and she was helping the japanese take over all of asia, the germans take over all of europe, and the italians take over all of africa. and since corrina corrina found out where timmy was, she immediately shipped thousands of japanese troops to the florida keys. but she underestimated the great timmy failure who can see all of your sins. but timmy failure knew that he cannot defeat the evil corrina corrina all by himself and his comrades. he had no choice but to surrender. but just as he was about to put his hands up, his father, flying a captured mitsubishi a6m zero, flew out of nowhere and kamikazed corrina corrina. fortunately he jumped out of the airplane just before it was about to crash and survived. corrina corrina seemed to be dead. but when the smoke cleared, her body seemed to have something moving inside it. and then, a fist jolted out of her back and it ripped it open. what came out shocked everyone. benito mussolini hopped out of corrina corrina's skin and said "pasghetti!". everyone, including timmy failure, was extremely confused. and then benito mussolini drank a shot of japanese tea and hopped away. and then world war two ended. but the vietnam war in cuba was still happening, so timmy and his comrades decided to become viet congs. so he and his comrades were shipped to cuba to aid the viet congs there that were fighting the japanese. all of the japanese troops were defeated with minutes of fierce fighting because of timmy failure's greatness. that ended the war in cuba. but the other war going on in antarctica is still happening. the people there needed aid from timmy and his comrades in order to defeat the tangerine-scented molly moskins. so timmy and his comrades went to antarctica and fought against molly moskins. molly moskins had such powerful and brutal weapons which all launched tangerines at the speed of sound. timmy and his comrades were equipped with a few captured arisakas and grenades. it seemed that they were going to lose to molly moskins. but then, out of nowhere, total jumped onto molly moskins and popped her. when molly moskins popped, loads of tangerines flew out of her. and that is why she smells like a tangerine. thankfully, she was defeated and all wars were over. timmy and his friends celebrated by eating tangerines. the end. review written by Jeffrey Yuecheng Su, August 12, 2020

Timmy Failure feels like a member of our family! The book is well written, funny and very informative. We may have to visit Key West to see where Timmy went! This whole series is worth your time. Enjoy!!!

my grandson absolutely loves these stories. He’s 10 years old and was so excited to get these books.

My 10 year old read the whole book the day it came in. He is a huge Timmy Failure fan and this book made him laugh all afternoon. He took it to school today to read again - I am just hoping he doesn't get in trouble reading under his desk.

Mane i have never cried so hard while reading a book. Timmy is no failure hes one of the greats

Timmy Failure: The Cat Stole My Pants, is the sixth book in the Timmy Failure series. To be honest, I had never heard of the series, nor read any of the other books, but from what I read, this certainly works fine as a standalone. Timmy is a very eccentric, excitable young man. He believes he is a detective and has a polar bear business partner, who has taken off to live abroad. He also believes that someone is trying to kill him, his father is a secret agent, and that a six toed cat stole his trousers. Now you see where I’m going with the eccentric bit. The book is very enjoyable. It is funny, quite often laugh out loud funny, and extremely silly, from beginning to end. His new assistant is his mums, new husband (or is he!) nephew, Emilio, who is holidaying with them in Key West, Florida. Emilio is easily manipulated, and Timmy is often quite mean to him, giving him demerits every time he says something that Timmy deems to be wrong. There are plenty of black and white illustrations throughout, comic book style. These work perfectly with the story, and quite often they provide comical moments on their own. This book will perk the interest of most children. It is a fast read, and extremely enjoyable from beginning to end. Reviewed on Whispering Stories Book Blog *I received a free copy of this book, which I voluntarily reviewed

I chose 5 because it's a very good book and I like it a lot its also very funny and very interesting

Daughter loves this series and loves this book. She is 9 and reads on a higher level, but loved the story line,s so she read them all.

Great book and fast delivery

Very nice

I must say i am surprised by the depth of the plot and it was also funny. I reccomend it.

It was great I really enjoyed the type of language being used I give it a 5/5 because it was interesting and kept me reading,curious about what will happen next

Love Timmy...he is hilarious.