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product_id: 119767990
title: "Abusive Balloon, Large"
brand: "abusive balloons"
price: "€ 2.55"
currency: EUR
in_stock: false
url: https://www.desertcart.com.cy/products/119767990-abusive-balloon-large
store_origin: CY
region: Cyprus
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# 14 balloons 12 inches 7 messages Abusive Balloon, Large

**Brand:** abusive balloons
**Price:** € 2.55
**Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock

## Summary

> 🎉 Inflate Your Fun with a Twist of Humor!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Abusive Balloon, Large by abusive balloons
- **How much does it cost?** € 2.55 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Currently out of stock
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.com.cy](https://www.desertcart.com.cy/products/119767990-abusive-balloon-large)

## Best For

- abusive balloons enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted abusive balloons brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Unleash the Laughter:** Perfect for parties and gatherings!
- • **Helium Quality Guaranteed:** Float your way to fun!
- • **Versatile for Any Occasion:** Ideal for birthdays, roasts, or just for laughs!
- • **Large Size for Maximum Impact:** Stand out in any celebration!
- • **Bold Messages for Bold Moments:** Make a statement with every balloon!

## Overview

The Abusive Balloon, Large, features 14 high-quality helium balloons, each measuring 12 inches, adorned with 7 different humorous yet edgy messages, guaranteed to bring laughter and spark conversations at any event.

## Description

Product Description          Each pack of abusive balloons now contains x14 premium quality white balloons. So someone's birthday is fast approaching and you've decided it's best to not beat around the bush and simply let them know how old they actually are. These hilarious abusive balloons don't just have your usual "happy birthday" messages, nope these ones have 7 different mildly abusive messages guaranteed to have people in hysterics. Balloon messages include: - you're so old, you have an autographed bible. - You're so old, your birth certificate says expired on it. - I've seen stale raisins with less wrinkles. - When you were born, the dead sea was just getting sick - you're so old, the alarm goes off when you leave a museum. - You're so old, you went to an antique auction and 3 people bid on you. - You know you're old when friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes, when you're barefoot. Bring some laughter to the party.             Set Contains:          14 abusive balloons

## Features

- X 14 white balloons
- X 7 different abusive messages
- Large 12" balloons
- Helium quality
- Guaranteed laughter

## Product Details

- **Occasion:** Birthday
- **Color:** White
- **Item dimensions L x W x H:** 3.94 x 2.36 x 0.39 inches
- **Size:** 12in
- **Brand:** Abusive Balloons
- **CPSIA Cautionary Statement:** Choking Hazard - Small Parts, Choking Hazard - Balloon
- **Global Trade Identification Number:** 00720171826277
- **UPC:** 720171826277
- **Manufacturer:** Abusive Balloons

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*Product available on Desertcart Cyprus*
*Store origin: CY*
*Last updated: 2026-03-27*